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oh
i mean like
i guess if you both count it as a date its a date right????? who cares what other people say
i once went on a date on a stakeout once. wasn't bad. then we had to split cus the suspect showed up
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like is it a date if we went to that cube thing in felfri and beat up a bunch of guys
we got a private room afterward so maybe that counts more
oh no wait
phrasing
that's not what it sounds like
he was showing me how to do a sleeper hold
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is "sleeper hold" the new codeword kids are using nowadays
i'm kidding. did you have fun while you beat up a bunch of guys in the cube?
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[This is the new euphemism for sex now. It's happening, Juno.]
he was having a good time? i'm not as big on the whole grievous bodily harm thing. i kind of only went in because i wanted to make sure that he didn't get like a structurally superfluous new hole in his face. those guys had guns juno!!
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cus i'm pretty sure you can't die in the cube rooms
i mean i never tried them myself but i feel like that would be an Issue
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juno THEY HAD GUNS
he had a KNIFE
he took a literal KNIFE to a gun fight
like i don't care if you can't die in the cube rooms or whatever you can still get shot!!
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that wasn't a knife pun i swear
anyways on a scale of 1 to 10 how confident are you about this next date given that one of your first ones was literally fighting people
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he took me to see the cherry blossoms one time and it was really sweet!
so i guess like if i had to give a confidence score like 11/10
have you seen his ass, juno
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you're gonna do good. i don't think this'll happen, but if jack asks any questions, what should i say?
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jack seems to think that i like go out and pick people up at bars or something so i guess you could just run with that. play into his expectations or whatever.
god honestly it's kind of funny, like has he met me
[Because like. Right, Timothy Lawrence is going out and scoring some strange at a bar, okay. Not in this or any other universe.]
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in the meantime go have fun with majima and tell me what happens, alright? keep me updated and all that jazz
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but i mean i guess if you ask me really nicely maybe
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also i just remembered. majima has a soft spot for cute animals, he wanted me to keep that annoying kitten i found in the trash. even gave me a little blanket for it. use this knowledge wisely
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[Not unless (eventually) being able to turn into a one ton bull counts as 'cute'. Which, like... probably not.]
honestly i'm not sure how well even jay catsby would take being introduced to a werewolf. like he generally doesn't give a fuck but he might if there's a werewolf involved
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...okay maybe not since pluto doesn't exist where you're from, but my point still st
you have a CAT?
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i just kept him because he's big and fluffy and an idiot
his name is jay catsby
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[aka just dump trash bag on tim for a few days and let him have fun]
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[Sorry dude, cats aren't dogs.]
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trash bag is just a baby kitty
i think the vet said she was like four months or something?
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we could try introducing them and see how it goes?
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[Then, a week later--]
so did you know that jeados are a thing that exists
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jean
why
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