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[junosteel]

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[junosteel]

point taken




that wasn't a knife pun i swear

anyways on a scale of 1 to 10 how confident are you about this next date given that one of your first ones was literally fighting people

[blap_blap]

i've had good dates with him juno!!! it's not all fighting and weird cubes

he took me to see the cherry blossoms one time and it was really sweet!

so i guess like if i had to give a confidence score like 11/10

have you seen his ass, juno

[junosteel]

i have not but i can imagine

you're gonna do good. i don't think this'll happen, but if jack asks any questions, what should i say?

[blap_blap]

i mean i don't super care what you tell him so long as it's not the truth

jack seems to think that i like go out and pick people up at bars or something so i guess you could just run with that. play into his expectations or whatever.

god honestly it's kind of funny, like has he met me

[Because like. Right, Timothy Lawrence is going out and scoring some strange at a bar, okay. Not in this or any other universe.]

[junosteel]

that's fair, i'll be sure to keep that in mind. jack likes to pretend he's all smart but his skull is about as thick as the CEOs back home, too.

in the meantime go have fun with majima and tell me what happens, alright? keep me updated and all that jazz

[blap_blap]

wow i don't usually kiss and tell y'know

but i mean i guess if you ask me really nicely maybe

[junosteel]

jeez, i didn't say you have to give all the details. just say whether it was a success or not

also i just remembered. majima has a soft spot for cute animals, he wanted me to keep that annoying kitten i found in the trash. even gave me a little blanket for it. use this knowledge wisely

[blap_blap]

too bad i don't turn into a cute animal

[Not unless (eventually) being able to turn into a one ton bull counts as 'cute'. Which, like... probably not.]

honestly i'm not sure how well even jay catsby would take being introduced to a werewolf. like he generally doesn't give a fuck but he might if there's a werewolf involved

[junosteel]

hey! cows are cute. haven't you ever seen a picture of a baby plutonian yak?

...okay maybe not since pluto doesn't exist where you're from, but my point still st



you have a CAT?

[blap_blap]

yeah i have a cat! he was one of the ones that my bug doppelganger brought home

i just kept him because he's big and fluffy and an idiot

his name is jay catsby

[junosteel]

cute. cute name. maybe him and trash bag should have a kitty sleepover or something

[aka just dump trash bag on tim for a few days and let him have fun]

[blap_blap]

it probably depends on how old trash bag is? it's kind of hard to introduce two adult cats to each other and not have a fight

[Sorry dude, cats aren't dogs.]

[junosteel]

uhhhh

trash bag is just a baby kitty

i think the vet said she was like four months or something?

[blap_blap]

oh, that makes things easier then

we could try introducing them and see how it goes?

[junosteel]

sounds good. we can set up a time and date sometime in the future

[blap_blap]

great, it's a cat date

[Then, a week later--]

so did you know that jeados are a thing that exists

[junosteel]

what the fuck is a jeados

[blap_blap]

jean speedo

[junosteel]

j

jean





why

[blap_blap]

I got goro to wear one for like two minutes, it was amazing

i wish i had a camera

[junosteel]

[just, again--]

but why

this seems like some sort of crime

[blap_blap]

it was funny! and it's not like i made him wear it to the beach or anything, i just wanted to see him try it on

he picked out a taco cat swim suit for me anyway so like i think we're even in terms of fashion crimes