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[blap_blap]

wow i don't usually kiss and tell y'know

but i mean i guess if you ask me really nicely maybe

[junosteel]

jeez, i didn't say you have to give all the details. just say whether it was a success or not

also i just remembered. majima has a soft spot for cute animals, he wanted me to keep that annoying kitten i found in the trash. even gave me a little blanket for it. use this knowledge wisely

[blap_blap]

too bad i don't turn into a cute animal

[Not unless (eventually) being able to turn into a one ton bull counts as 'cute'. Which, like... probably not.]

honestly i'm not sure how well even jay catsby would take being introduced to a werewolf. like he generally doesn't give a fuck but he might if there's a werewolf involved

[junosteel]

hey! cows are cute. haven't you ever seen a picture of a baby plutonian yak?

...okay maybe not since pluto doesn't exist where you're from, but my point still st



you have a CAT?

[blap_blap]

yeah i have a cat! he was one of the ones that my bug doppelganger brought home

i just kept him because he's big and fluffy and an idiot

his name is jay catsby

[junosteel]

cute. cute name. maybe him and trash bag should have a kitty sleepover or something

[aka just dump trash bag on tim for a few days and let him have fun]

[blap_blap]

it probably depends on how old trash bag is? it's kind of hard to introduce two adult cats to each other and not have a fight

[Sorry dude, cats aren't dogs.]

[junosteel]

uhhhh

trash bag is just a baby kitty

i think the vet said she was like four months or something?

[blap_blap]

oh, that makes things easier then

we could try introducing them and see how it goes?

[junosteel]

sounds good. we can set up a time and date sometime in the future

[blap_blap]

great, it's a cat date

[Then, a week later--]

so did you know that jeados are a thing that exists

[junosteel]

what the fuck is a jeados

[blap_blap]

jean speedo

[junosteel]

j

jean





why

[blap_blap]

I got goro to wear one for like two minutes, it was amazing

i wish i had a camera

[junosteel]

[just, again--]

but why

this seems like some sort of crime

[blap_blap]

it was funny! and it's not like i made him wear it to the beach or anything, i just wanted to see him try it on

he picked out a taco cat swim suit for me anyway so like i think we're even in terms of fashion crimes