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Juno Steel ([personal profile] junosteel) wrote2018-07-31 04:34 pm
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pacetua: (please don't make me explain this)

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[personal profile] pacetua 2020-05-12 07:38 pm (UTC)(link)
1. i could've, but i like upper boss, and javert is already boss 1. i'm committing to this bit.

2. i don't think i've ever been to a doctor, so that's why. like, not even as a baby. but it seems like... that would be something they do?

3. no reason. :>
junosteel: @ <user name=shacklebones> (consequential enough)

<juno>

[personal profile] junosteel 2020-05-12 07:49 pm (UTC)(link)
YOU HAVEN'T BEEN VACCINATED FOR ANYTHING???
pacetua: (scary lady! (racoon))

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[personal profile] pacetua 2020-05-12 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)


NO??? THERE WERE REASONS??? I THINK????


also i hate doctors
junosteel: (you understand)

<juno>

[personal profile] junosteel 2020-05-12 08:13 pm (UTC)(link)
okay well you should PROBABLY go at least see A doctor that doesn't suck like. i don't know. hawkeye or some shit

jesus fucking christ what year are you from

actually don't answer that

if you come into my office with chicken pox i swear to god
pacetua: (well ok then)

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[personal profile] pacetua 2020-05-12 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
too bad, i'm answering anyway: 2020.

i'll go... poke his inbox, i don't want to have to go to a doctor's office. because, again, s c a r y.
junosteel: (callin' the hunter with a rifle)

<juno>

[personal profile] junosteel 2020-05-12 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
that's the 21st century right

jesus i forgot how many of you all are just ancient

hey maybe if you dont want to go to the doctor's office he can have his examinations outside. make it a medical theater
pacetua: (My dude wtf)

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[personal profile] pacetua 2020-05-12 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[Immediately at her computer screen, "How I am ancient, you're like, like actually ancient?!"]

yep, but you know. a lot of people are modded, and like, don't require typicals. i don't have them, sooooooooooooo

i am not

putting on a play

with a doctor

i will for real die
junosteel: (where we be chained)

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[personal profile] junosteel 2020-05-12 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
relax, i'm sure that's some sort of breach in patient/doctor confidentiality

pretty sure at least

but uh i'm pretty sure we can't get any normal human diseases because we're monsters or some shit so...like...your problems might be solved

but i'd double check just to be sure
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