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<makonyan> i do too

[princeproblems]

halloween is a scary holiday.
and trick-or-treating is where you ask for candy.
that's why he's going to houses.
it's supposed to be okay on halloween!!!!!!!

please don't just wait for me, i don't want you to be cursed more.

<juno>

[junosteel]

i thought the purpose of holidays was to relax, and being scared seems to be the opposite of that, but alright?

[Man, Ryslig is weird.]

can i get like, a bargain half-off curse i send it to only five? or like one? how about one?

<makonyan>

[princeproblems]

well.
i don't like it.

i don't think you can negotiate with curses.

<juno>

[junosteel]

watch me.

<makonyan>

[princeproblems]

what if you get stuck as a monster the rest of your life because you got cursed more while trying to negotiate??

<juno>

[junosteel]

well, i guess i'll just have to get used to having fur. aren't were-creatures supposed to be cursed, anyways? maybe the curses will cancel each other out. it's math.

<makonyan>

[princeproblems]

curses never work like that.
did curses not exist on mars?

<juno>

[junosteel]

i mean the last time someone told me i was cursed it actually was just someone who was trying to make me play right into their hands regarding the murder of a tv executive. long story.
funny how life works out like that. so excuse me if i don't hold too much stock in curses and boogeymen and whatever else

<makonyan>

[princeproblems]

oh.
that's fair.
i kind of believed in that kind of stuff back home, but this place is so weird that i don't want to take a chance.

<juno>

[junosteel]

well, let me know if you start growing extra eyes or hearing screams of the damned or whatever happens when you get cursed. i'll be here.

<makonyan>

[princeproblems]

does that mean you know how to break curses?

<juno>

[junosteel]

i'm a detective, not an exorcist. i just wanna know just in case i start sprouting extra limbs, too.

<makonyan>

[princeproblems]

now i'm not gonna tell you.
you can just sprout limbs and be surprised about it.

<juno>

[junosteel]

ouch. i'm hurt.

<makonyan>

[princeproblems]

it'll be okay.
you can be a raccoon with five million arms.