[Pew pew is approximately the noise that Juno's gun makes. A red laser shoots out from the barrel and seems to instantaneously make contact with the glass, almost shattering it from the inside out. Really, what would the future do without its laser technology?]

Huh. I get that. Hyperion never really got around to, um, implementing gun control so...someone like me could've gotten a gun at any time.

[It was because guns were good for business, and guns made money. Same with alcohol and all other flavor of drugs. That's just how Hyperion City worked, and that was the reality of the situation for all who lived there. Especially those in Oldtown.

At least, when it still existed.]

Did I tell you I won the sharpshooting contest at the HCPD three times in a row?