[Taako grins, putting a hand to his forehead in a fake swoon. The hand goes with it, though there's no illusory Taako face there, so it just looks like it's kinda waving.]
Why mistah Juno, that sounds like a proposition if I've ever heard one.
[Is he using an absolutely terrible fantasy scarlett o hara impression there?? Yes. Of fucking course. How else was he gonna escalate this. He will move the hand to start leading her towards her food bowl though, mostly so he doesn't have to be 100% focused on this cat.]
Gods, you just say shit like sewer rabbits and it's fucking stunning. It makes no fucking sense and I love it. Like rats have protection against cold and water, do rabbits do that there?? Holy shit.
[And just as soon as the goof starts, he abruptly ends it, shifting back to something at least parallel to the topic at hand.]
Good job learnin' how to be a cat dad though. Have you like, never taken care of anything, is that what's up here? Open your blackened scorned heart to love again in the form of this fuzzy little bastard?
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Why mistah Juno, that sounds like a proposition if I've ever heard one.
[Is he using an absolutely terrible fantasy scarlett o hara impression there?? Yes. Of fucking course. How else was he gonna escalate this. He will move the hand to start leading her towards her food bowl though, mostly so he doesn't have to be 100% focused on this cat.]
Gods, you just say shit like sewer rabbits and it's fucking stunning. It makes no fucking sense and I love it. Like rats have protection against cold and water, do rabbits do that there?? Holy shit.
[And just as soon as the goof starts, he abruptly ends it, shifting back to something at least parallel to the topic at hand.]
Good job learnin' how to be a cat dad though. Have you like, never taken care of anything, is that what's up here? Open your blackened scorned heart to love again in the form of this fuzzy little bastard?