[He looks like he's about to say the phrase 'the vore word' but declines to coo a little as Trash Bag gives him one last little nuzzle.]

No, no, I don't care, I have a chicken named Egg Farter dude. It's just funny because it's so you.

[Like. The man's a raccoon with a cat in his house named Trash Bag. The jokes are literally writing themselves right in front of him.]

Do you call your house The Can? Like the Garbage Can? Because y'know, raccoon, bag? We should get you a plaque.

[And yet, here he is spelling them out anyway, just to ensure Juno doesn't miss a second of his carefully curated bullshit.]