[Welcome to why he does it, Juno. He's a menace, and even without magic he can keep people on their toes and off beat from what he's really doing at any given point. He's already grinning as Juno approaches at his first joke, but when he refers to the cat Taako can't resist the clap of laughter out of his mouth. At least he's stopped testing his flexibility as he's sitting upright again.]

Trash Bag? Holy shit, how did you pick that name, is it because you dig through 'em on the regular or she lives in your place?

[Terrible. Awful. Push him out the fucking window. He's not going to stop getting up in Juno's face though, because that's how he is as a person.]

Come on, I wasn't gonna vore her, I did in fact come to see if you kept the fuzzy goblin.